Recyclable Comedy


Biofuels gone wild:
Biofuels are good for all that ails us, so says the Biofuels Coalition.

Recession
Sometimes recessions are good for the environment, sometimes they're bad

Fake organics
All ingredients in this organic fruit shampoo come from a pure and natural chemical dump in NJ.

EPA antics
EPA won't let California raise its own standards for vehicle emissions, but it's great at dodging serious questions.

UN discusses Global Warming
Let's all agree to slow global warming. But first, let's agree to make exceptions for the emissions we each want to be allowed to produce, in our respective countries. And for lead-painted toys.

Corporate malefactors
A message from the US Department of Justice: just relax and let environmental justice work itself out.

Olympics
And they're off! In the lead is... whoops, they've all keeled over and died from Beijing air.

Monsanto
We're not a front for Monsanto. We're the people! We're heartland farmers... funded by Monsanto.

Congestion pricing
And in today's traffic report... all bridges locked and you can't get anywhere. Pretty typical rush hour, really.

Unchanging Antarctic
The Antarctic, a wasteland frozen in time, has remained unchanged for... oops, that part melted.

What do you do with a failing economy?
If only we had some way to boost the economy... like renewable energy and clean tech. Oh, wait, we do.

Where does food come from?
Meet the many (sketchy) characters who bring food to your plate.

Recycling Voicemail for Naughty Neighbors
Guilt-trip the family next door into proper recycling technique

Manure: Black Gold
Methane farmer is rich, but not too popular with the ladies

Bush chats with EPA
President Bush and the EPA meet to discuss emissions rules in Cali

Bovine Growth Hormone
Protecting public health not fair to manufacturer of rBGH

What makes clean coal clean?
Um... Errr... Um... Errr... Um...

Turn the lights down low... for Earth Hour
Lights out and TV off for a full 60 minutes, across the globe: finally, a chance to get to know your family and friends!

It's Hard To Be Green
Don't eat meat or meat substitutes. Don't use regular fuel or biofuel. Don't...

Recycling cell phone conversations
Don't just recycle the phone, recycle all the annoying things you say into it!

Organic Produce
Does your apple look shiny, natural, and free of spots? Then it's probably not organic.

Valentine's Day Gifts
Bean-curd desserts and locally grown houseplant flowers

HUMOR: Gas Prices Rising!
And that's a good thing. But only if we don't have to pay more.

HUMOR: French Fry Fuel
Upstate New York runs on fry grease... and other adventures in alternative fast food fuels

HUMOR: Conservatives Vague on Environment
Republican candidates duke it out for "least committed" to solving climate change

HUMOR: Plastic Bags
America: Proudly maintaining traditions of plastic bag waste!

HUMOR: Greenland
As Greenland melts, residents who hate humanity consider move to next uninhabitable location: Malibu

HUMOR: Cloned Food
Cloned food... the experiment that came to dinner. Too eerie? Too late.

HUMOR: Recycling Boyfriends
Recycling... boyfriends and resume items!

HUMOR: Vertical Farming
Vertical Farms reach Las Vegas

HUMOR: Carbon Offsets

Hurry up and buy negative amounts of CO2!


HUMOR: President Vetoes Saving World
Bush not really interested in saving all life on Earth

HUMOR: The Wealthy Environmentalist
How to eat healthy food and breathe healthy air? Be rich!

HUMOR: Nuclear Waste
Where it goes, nobody knows

HUMOR: Greenwashing
Hidden tradeoffs, vagueness, outright lying, and more: greenwashing is fun!

HUMOR: Thanksgiving

Be a sensitive vegetarian - show your family how you really feel, this Turkey Day.


HUMOR: Creative Water Conservation

Don't flush, shower less, leave the pool empty, and other fun water saving tips!


HUMOR: Cosmetics

How many chemicals would you wear, for your special someone?


Global Warming OK
Coming to a theatre near you: Global Warming May Not Be So Bad!

Immortal Plastic

The life of a plastic bag.


Trafficking

Trafficking endangered animals is a thriving industry.


Vegan Porn

Vegansexuals break onto the vegetarian scene.


Carbon Offsets
You can do just about anything if you offset your carbon footrpint.

News You'd Rather Not Know
News of the weird is more real than you think.

Year of the Frog

Prepare to celebrate the Year of the Frog in 2008.


China Products

The benefits of products from China.


ExxonMobil Magazine

If ExxonMobil had a magazine, it might read something like this.


Candidate Promises

Presidential candidates—not Presidents—make environmental promises.


Formula One

Formula One attempts to go green.


Italian Ties

The perils of taking off your tie for climate change.


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