Lizz Winstead
Lizz Winstead comes clean as a McDonald's french fry predator. Yup, she's lovin' it.
By Lizz Winstead
Photo by Beth Perkins
They say admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery. That’s why I am announcing today, in this column, that I am a pedofrile. I stalk crispy, golden fries with the dangerous lack of self-control that society sees in those other irredeemable social pariahs. I need help. I know it is wrong.






