Life in the Green Zone

The ongoing eco follies of Lizz Winstead

By Lizz Winstead

Illustration by Michael Byers

Luckily, when you Google, “Throwing out my ex’s stuff,” there are 2,140,000 entries. Maybe I’ll just add all the old cleaning supplies to the box of the ex’s stuff and use one of those ways to dispose of it—even if that much toxicity in one container could violate the Kyoto Protocol.

Wait, the United States didn’t ratify that one. Hmm—not a bad idea.

Lizz Winstead is co-creator of The Daily Show, and former co-host of Air America’s Unfiltered. She currently stars in Shoot the Messenger, a satirical review of the media world running in New York City (

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